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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer's wife leave him?","punchline":"He didn't know how to commit.","id":415}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}