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The Mokotów Tollhouses are two Neoclassical tollhouse pavilions in Warsaw, Poland, within the Downtown district. They are placed on both sides of the Puławska Street at the Union of Lublin Square. The tollhouses were designed by Jakub Kubicki and opened in 1818.
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Abergorlech is a village 8 miles (13 km) to the north-west of Llandeilo in Carmarthenshire, Wales. It lies on the River Cothi on the B4310 road, between Brechfa to the southwest and Llansawel to the northeast.
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